You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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