At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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