How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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