omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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