DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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