im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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