Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Randomize
