margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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