normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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