Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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