is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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