Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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