Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
