question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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