Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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