Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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