please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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