no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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