Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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