I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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