i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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