going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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