Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
my liver is dry heaving
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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