I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
