We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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