found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
My day in three words: secret purse cake
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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