I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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