talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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