I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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