i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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