Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I believe in your delicious
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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