yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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