just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wish I only lived at night.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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