i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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