I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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