have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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