You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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