after a month anything with tits is on the radar
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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