it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Randomize
