we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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