I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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