Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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