Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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