This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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