Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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