OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I smell stomach acid.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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