my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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