normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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