Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
there is glitter all over my balls
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