We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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