You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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