There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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