He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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