Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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